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There being a number of other places on the net where I spend more time, here's how to get to them.

My Facebook

If you got here from there ... sorry.

Personal MySpace

Largely dull but with occasional amusing references to Dr. Heine.

Fake Teak's MySpace

Less dull but lacking in a drummer owing to Personal Circumstances.  And no drums.

Livejournal 0

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Enjoy.

20060819

Igor Petrovich Misereev

At request, I draw attention here to the journal of Igor Petrovich Misereev.

20060807

Teachers' Playground

by Michael Ross

Teachers' Playground on the Edinburgh Fringe website

GET A FLYER

Greyfriars Kirk House
(Venue 28)
86 Candlemaker Row
EH1 2QA
( map | gmap )

7--13 August / 1:35pm

20060516

Teachers' Playground

by Michael Ross

Get a Teachers' Playground T-shirt!

Landor Theatre
70 Landor Road
London
SW9 9PH
( map | gmap )

16--20 May / 7:45pm

Tel.  (020) 7737 7276

Tickets £10 (£8 concessions)
A Chelsea Players production
http://www.chelsea-players.org.uk

Click for PDF of poster (184kB)

20060419

The Big Sneeze

We love Pocoyo!

20060315

And Did Those Feet

by Chris Mounsey

The story behind William Blake's inspirational hymn, Jerusalem

Putney Arts Theatre
Ravenna Road,
Putney,
London SW15 6AW
( map | gmap )

15 -- 18 March at 7:30pm

Booking (020) 8946 2263

£10 / £8 concessions / school rates available

A Chelsea Players production

Click for PDF of poster (1.93MB)

20060228

My Threadless.com Submission

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20060109

The Great Impostor

Another new song, this time with sequenced fake drums.  Listen to that tom rattle!

hi-fi stereo (3.42Mb)

monoaural (1.71Mb)

Written by Andrew Wyld.  Performed and produced by Will Columbine and Andrew Wyld.  © Copyright 2006

20051103

Girders

I wrote a new song for the Toyins and we have recorded a demo -- James will add guitar on it soon, so it isn't completely finished, but I'm quite pleased with it even still.

hi-fi stereo (4.04Mb)

monoaural (2.02Mb)

Written by Andrew Wyld.  Performed and produced by Will Columbine and Andrew Wyld.  © Copyright 2005

20051019

Ban-A-Conda

Thanks to the magic that is Snakes On A Plane, I have been inspired to make an advertisement for a snake-repellent -- Ban-A-Conda, available in spray or roll-on form.

For some reason the web server I keep this thing on thinks it is 2001, so if there is any odd behaviour, it may be down to that.

20050921

Sofa Head

I think that silence is appropriate, and it shall remain appropriate.

His father said to Sofa Head,
"My son, I give to thee
"The total of my lifetime's work,
"An alcoholic legacy."

"The ballpoint blue of old tattoos,
"The shrieks of a drunken whore,
"The wine-red stains of open veins,
"A squib on the lavatory floor."

And Sofa Head believed that his head was full of hair,
Not like a hamster, more like an armchair.
And sofa head was sure
He could pull out more and more and more ....

20050722

Theodolite Productions commissioned a logo:

And lo, there was much rejoicing in the land!

They also commissioned a poster and flyer design for their Edinburgh show, which will be at C Central, North Bridge (map) at 2pm from 5th to 14th August.  These are excellent performers, so if you're in the area, go.

More detail can be seen at their website:

http://www.spanishinterludes.co.uk/

20050524

I have made several forays into the world of t-shirt design, starting with hand-painted t-shirts when I was a teenager, and more recently graduating to screenprinting with the Toyin Melody shirts.  I have now gone one step sideways and got me a Café Press shop.

Now you, too, can own the Greatest T-Shirt On Earth.

In other news, I've been doing some more recording, so check out the songs section.

Peace out, y'all.

20050323

Today Ripe Fruit gets an interface overhaul.  Essentially, at this point, I have copied the CSS from the Toyin Melody website wholesale over to here.  This makes some pages look a bit odd, notably all pages using frames, which I will also be phasing out.

There is also a slight colour mismatch between the background colour and the navigation graphics.

Bear with me.  It will all look better in the end.

20050207

The dynamic section is back in action.

I have decided to write an operating system.

Wish me luck.

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