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Brian Brompton

Brian Brompton started out as a private eye with an eye on his privacy.  Finding himself beset by troubles he turned in the trenchcoat and entered the trenches with the Teak.  He survives as a programmer of fortune.  If you can find him, maybe you can hire ... the 8-bit team.

Position

Brian plays keyboards, and is also responsible for the electronic wizardry that makes Fake Teak what it is.  He maintains this website and hope it will soon be a byword for technical excellence.

Characteristics

Brian sports an impressive pair of sideburns supported by the Graeme Garden Foundation for Excessive Facial Hair.  He is interested in the history of computing, botany, cartoons and ladies.  He does nought to sixty in under a second.